asthma attaq's last show at ye olde tavern on main

yes it was exactly like this but in 3D.

touch your own tra-la-la. bitch.

i dont know which is more amazing...the shiny moist chin with immaculately trimmed mustache or half a dozen swedes attempting to do the worm.

ok for some reason blogger fixed my blog?

or it just got fixed all by its lonesome? the blog fairies brung it back? hmm. them menernets is weird.

ok so i take this as a sign that i should start bloggin agin.

let the spectacle commence.

da food, da food, da food is on fi-yuh! (we dont need no water...yada yada yada yada.)

im posting the whole thing because

1- you bitches are too lazy to click on the damn link and
2- it was only up on drudge report for about an hour before it mysteriously disappeared.

now how am i supposed to STOP BELIEVING IN THE iLLUMINATI when i see things like this happening? hmmm, i ask you?!

19 September 2005

EXCLUSIVE: UP IN FLAMES

HUNDREDS of tons of British food aid shipped to America for starving Hurricane Katrina survivors is to be burned.

US red tape is stopping it from reaching hungry evacuees.

Instead tons of the badly needed Nato ration packs, the same as those eaten by British troops in Iraq, has been condemned as unfit for human consumption.

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And unless the bureaucratic mess is cleared up soon it could be sent for incineration.

One British aid worker last night called the move "sickening senselessness" and said furious colleagues were "spitting blood".

The food, which cost British taxpayers millions, is sitting idle in a huge warehouse after the Food and Drug Agency recalled it when it had already left to be distributed.

Scores of lorries headed back to a warehouse in Little Rock, Arkansas, to dump it at an FDA incineration plant.

The Ministry of Defence in London said last night that 400,000 operational ration packs had been shipped to the US.

But officials blamed the US Department of Agriculture, which impounded the shipment under regulations relating to the import and export of meat.

The aid worker, who would not be named, said: "This is the most appalling act of sickening senselessness while people starve.

"The FDA has recalled aid from Britain because it has been condemned as unfit for human consumption, despite the fact that these are Nato approved rations of exactly the same type fed to British soldiers in Iraq.

"Under Nato, American soldiers are also entitled to eat such rations, yet the starving of the American South will see them go up in smoke because of FDA red tape madness."

PAIN: Child survivor cries

The worker added: "There will be a cloud of smoke above Little Rock soon - of burned food, of anger and of shame that the world's richest nation couldn't organise a p**s up in a brewery and lets Americans starve while they arrogantly observe petty regulations.

"Everyone is revolted by the chaotic shambles the US is making of this crisis. Guys from Unicef are walking around spitting blood.

"This is utter madness. People have worked their socks off to get food into the region.

"It is perfectly good Nato approved food of the type British servicemen have. Yet the FDA are saying that because there is a meat content and it has come from Britain it must be destroyed.

"If they are trying to argue there is a BSE reason then that is ludicrously out of date. There is more BSE in the States than there ever was in Britain and UK meat has been safe for years."

The Ministry of Defence said: "We understand there was a glitch and these packs have been impounded by the US Department of Agriculture under regulations relating to the import and export of meat.

"The situation is changing all the time and at our last meeting on Friday we were told progress was being made in relation to the release of these packs. The Americans certainly haven't indicated to us that there are any more problems and they haven't asked us to take them back."

Food from Spain and Italy is also being held because it fails to meet US standards and has been judged unfit for human consumption.

And Israeli relief agencies are furious that thousands of gallons of pear juice are to be destroyed because it has been judged unfit.

The FDA said: "We did inspect some MREs (meals ready to eat) on September 13. They are the only MREs we looked at. There were 70 huge pallets of vegetarian MREs.

"They were from a foreign nation. We inspected them and then released them for distribution."

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Britain drifting to ghettos: Page 24

and now coppertone presents...

THE MEN OF THE W STUD RANCH


midtown w hotel bar for the pre-party (did i just say "pre-party?" what am i a frat boy?) believe me, it was only the beginning, and it all ended with urge. a seedy bar in the east village known for its softcore gay porn and puerto rican dancers. and im the only token gay in THE MEN OF THE W STUD RANCH!

one of the girls we were with repeatedly got the mulatto donger *thunk-*thunk-on-the-head from a boricua dancing on the bar above her--and he didnt even have to kneel down to do it.

oh yeah and lacey (dj/sarasota transplant) was with us. drunken cab rides are my favorite. ahhhh new york.

EAT IT!

as trics pickle in. uh...wait. pics. im saying pics trickle in from NYC. marlow & sons for late night dinner in williamsburg and then drunk at bar that i dont know the name of. there was a girl with a handbag that glowed on one side which we named her iPurse, and we knocked beers out of peoples hands just so we could buy them new ones, and there was an amazing photo booth that gave out 3 black and white photos per strip. i havent seen these mofos for 2 years...im starting to get...choked... up...

2 of the loves of my life:

this may be the hottest pic i took all 2 days.

the night before: beige @ b bar.
beige started in LA...and it sucks for all the reasons you would suppose. careerless fags with muscles and a dream. the promoters thought they were on to something and another sprouted up in NYC. personally, i thought NYC was too smart for the desperate west hollywood attitude, but no, those queens were all bitch and no brains. all except for a 3rd love of my life, little horse:

ok maybe this is the hottest pic i took all 2 days. damn! i just cant decide.

"When Tavern Goes Wild!" OR my 1st blog vid

i guess he said the wrong thing...

full size [medicinefilms]

so crappy, but i took it with my phone. exciting, huh?! i guess this means coppertone could be a vlog.
[my baby's all grown up. *sniffle* --ed.]

it aint a party til...

ok i DO NOT have a foot fetish. but there is something about me loving to take pics of peoples shoes. look at these 2 from violet's bday. the weird part is that everytime a glass of wine shattered ...this girl's foot (not violet.) or everytime i was wasted and ordered a blackened burger with blue cheese and fries cuz i was drunk-starving, and as im gathering everyone so we can go to the after party at my house and i can inhale this hot burger number and i drop it on the ground straight out of the styrofoam box... this hot mama's sexy foot made sure to find its way in the mess. hmm. mmm. mmmh!

["MY BURGER! WHO DID THIS?!" it was fine. i just grabbed it off the floor real quick. whadya expect? i was DRUNK and HUNGRY. the fries werent so lucky, though.--ed.]

so much vacation...so little time.

"The criticism is all the sharper because the President did nothing to alter his holiday schedule for 48 hours. Vice-President Dick Cheney remains on holiday in Wyoming. Condoleezza Rice, the Secretary of State, returned to Washington after being seen shopping for $7,000 shoes in Manhattan as New Orleans went under."
the independant

im just saying that everyone should read this.

shakespeares sister

its a start in trying to make sense of all this. im sure there are many more to follow.

and this one

"Whores come faster with old men than FEMA is getting to NOLA."

now this is scathing: WE TOLD YOU SO.

this is how we do...

the after party. violet's bday extravaganza ootinaboot town... then back to our place to trash the joint. mmm, mmm. organic pizza with fresh cold pressed organic olive oil imported from italy. *burp*



being wasted at home at 5am has never felt better!

new york city

first wave of pics. there were phone, digicam, pointnclick and poloroid that were taken. i think these are phone.

street shots and just general goofy be.








as i phone clicked this scary looking tranny who had bright red painted on eyebrows she said, "you fuckin asshole! i'll kick your fuckin ass!" thus, the shaky blurry.

rape of the lock!

yeaahhhh. kar i o keee at the tavern.
(yeah vice, youre so jealous i first got this "dont"... or is it a "do"? you guys always fucked me up with that.)

dont call it a comeback...

is it the return of the blog? well maybe. see i got this serious jobby-job, and now im too grown up to even think of it. but hold it a minute...im thinkin of it right now! so yes lots has happened and now im the boss of a b'jillion people and its a lil overwhelming...but slowly and surely the blog creeps.

so lets update:

1 salary doubles
2 cell phone w/cam
3 trip to NYC
4 overhauled juke box @ tavern on main (sarasota)
5 more late night internet shopping
6 hookers
7 and maybe more blog

whew! im tired already. as a b-rated gay porn once said: "less teeth, more love." so get ready for an endless parade of new and exciting pics that catalog my very existence all the while your very existence as well.
nomber wan, prepare for a blog with less words than ever.