"thank you america for your delicious puddings!" --david cross
posted by coppertone @ 11:13 AM
COPPERTONE
if something happened, can i get a what what: coppertips@gmail.com
About Me
- Name: coppertone
i am muscular with long blonde hair and a sequined sash. sometimes i am so proud, i will carry a platinum baton that i fashioned out of palm fronds and jerk it up and down robotically while walking high-legged down main street. there is so much thick blond curly hair between my inner thighs and lower buttock, that my nethers will start to smoke and have not once, but 1117 times caught fire while leading the parade through sarasota. yes, i march with a stately and unparalleled passion that would make even those satanist shriner dudes cry.
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2 Comments:
haha, clever visual as usual.
david cross makes me laugh so hard i pee my pants.
that is all.
except to say that i finally realized why i've only been able to access your blog 20% of the times i attempt it: apparently there's only one "e" in "suffrage". who knew? i certainly didn't. damn word-o-philes and theys fancy spellins.
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