i am muscular with long blonde hair and a sequined sash. sometimes i am so proud, i will carry a platinum baton that i fashioned out of palm fronds and jerk it up and down robotically while walking high-legged down main street. there is so much thick blond curly hair between my inner thighs and lower buttock, that my nethers will start to smoke and have not once, but 1117 times caught fire while leading the parade through sarasota. yes, i march with a stately and unparalleled passion that would make even those satanist shriner dudes cry.
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